Allow me to take a break from cloth diapers, co-sleeping, breastfeeding, and baby-wearing to wonder where the Hell my sex drive went.

I've literally gone a year without sex- what with the deployment, bedrest, recovery from child birth, and another upcoming deployment- I'm not getting laid. Nothing. For about 3 weeks. I love Motherhood, but really???

I'll admit, I don't really miss it--- the hormones from breastfeeding, not to mention a good percentage of body is now utilitarian instead of titillating, and I'm just like, "no thanks... sleep is more appealing than your penis"..

Someone wake me up and snap me out of this crunchy mommy coma, please? I miss my sexy self.