When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, "Bitch, your pussy is hongray"? Does this make you feel sad in the pants because you don't want everyone to see your uterus from the outside? Well, here's your grace and savior, the Cuchini!

The "Cuchini."

  1. Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area.
  2. Keeps undergarments clean.
  3. Can be used with or without underwear.

The Cuchini Pad

The Cuchini Pad is a product used to smooth the ridges of a woman's mons pubis area, providing a sleek and camouflaged appearance. The Cuchini eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."


Place "Cuchini Pad" into bikini, lingerie, or sports attire, narrow side facing down, and adjust to personal preference. For a more secure placement two-sided tape is included.

Go check out more hongray celebrity pussies, their vajayjays eating a pair of pants is probably the only times these women get to feed. Tragic.

I apologize now for the video.